Yaroslav, the Poslopian Shape-Changer

A writer is a person who can’t achieve recognition any other way, but who often fails even that.

Kram Namdub, a Poslopian literati

Happy day to all mothers, present and future.

I am not making it up, but The Icelandic Institute of Phallology has a list of honorary members.

St. Patrick wasn’t Irish.

He was a Brit with a green card.

What Cokey Cohen should have said: “FranCly my dear, I don’t give  a damn.”

My English teacher, Ms. Kadic, said, “vague is vogue but truth is eternity.”

In America, the carpet is red. In the Middle East, it’s magic. What carpet would you chose?

Eminem is now the Most ‘Liked’ Living Person on Facebook. Which tells you that the Facebook’s speak is not English. Its ‘like’ doesn’t mean either of these:

1.   To take pleasure in; find agreeable or congenial: We all liked the concert.

2.   To regard with favor; have a kindly or friendly feeling for (a person, group, etc.); find attractive: His parents like me and I like them.

3.   To wish or prefer: You can do exactly as you like while you are a guest here.

It probably means “he’s, like, cool.” Or, “like, who give a shit.”

When I told this to my friend Bogdan, he said, “Who gives a shit. As long as it isn’t Bieber.” Bogdan’s, like, cool. I like him.

My girlfriend Amber told me that she drives a car to school back in America.

I said, “You worry about the environment. Can’t you take a bus?”

She said, “Kids need cars. They have jobs after school.”

You don’t argue with your girlfriends. It’s useless and dangerous. But I thought that they have unemployment in America. Do they need kids to compete with adults? That’s what is happening in the Middle East.  It may be good for the kids but not for the adults. So why would the adults encourage it? A mystery. I have to ask my father, but he’s probably say that Karl Marx left this issue untouched.

This was for my English class. We study English in Poslopia.

Even our President-Prime Minister Beloved Dear Vladislav Hadzipetrovic knows how to say “shut up” in English. That’s what he said when he took out his hearing aid at the UN session and banged it on the table.

This animal is known in scientifical circles as What-the-Hell and it represents an illustration to the  interrogative pronoun “what.”

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to come up with a politically incorrect limerick that involves the typical conundrum of a technology project manager, presents a geography lesson and teaches ESL students the usage of the interrogative pronoun “what,” the pronoun used relatively in restrictive and nonrestrictive clauses to represent a specified antecedent—“which,” as well as and the pronoun of the objective case of “who.”

Should you fail with your mission or should you decline it, here is an example:

A winsome young gay in Khartoum,

Took a lesbian up to his room,

They argued all night,

Over who had the right,

To do what and with which and to whom!

Limerick Copyright.